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Eh, no prose to explain what's going on with these, cuz, I'm all being lazy, and didn't feel like doin' it here.

So, this is the New GARP. Cuz, the old GARP was dyin'...agh. So, the script here starts on page 6 of chapter one. LOOKIT US GET RID OF STUFF ZOMG! Mer and Ty say they're gonna joint in, so, let's start this off.

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Tsuki: Meh. So how’re you coming on that one pick of your fursona?
Ty: Not bad. I added some more stuff last—
Sound FX: FZHOOM
Ty: night?
–silence-
Tsuki: Ty?
Tsuki: Are you…seeing what I’m seeing?
Ty: I…think so…
Both: FINALLY!
Chris: N-no…no…NO! I’m a…I’m a…
Chris: SLAB OF MEAT!
Sound FX: -window opening sound-
Chris: AHHHH!!!
Chris: AH! NO! I-I CAN’T DIE!?
Ty: Wasn’t that…?
Tsuki: Chris?
SFX: thud.
Ty: Should we do something to try and help?
Chris: Oh, God, no! NO! How can I…How can I…OH GOD!
* * * (dot. dot. dot.)
(more of Chris whining in background)
Tsuki and Ty: Nah.
(more of Chris again)
(we are so nice)
Tsuki: Well, this is incredible! It’s like…it’s like…OH MY GOD!
Ty: Whoa, linuxwarz, you’re all…
linuxwarz: I have experienced a mind-meld with the internet. I have access to all knowledge. I have access to all information. I have become The linuxwarz. Your mom.
Tsuki: “Your mom?” Dude, you have got to get some new jokes.
Ty: Guess he needs an upgrade!
linuxwarz: That is what your mom said last—
linuxwarz: Power low. Please recharge. Power low. Please—
Tsuki: …ne? Um…he’s unconscious.
Ty: Okay. We need to figure this out. A bunch of blue light goes through the room, and suddenly we’re our fursonas, Chris is a piece of meat, and linuxwarz’s “mind-melded” to the internet…
(Tsuki: poke, poke, poke, poke…)
Ty: WOULD YOU JUST FOCUS TOR TEN MINUTES!?
(Tsuki: C’mon, poke him. It’s fun.)
Ty: Whatever. Look, let’s just…get him to the nurse…or something.
Tsuki: Maybe an electrician would be a better choice!
Ty: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?
(Tsuki: duhhh…)
(Ty: Oh. Sorry.)
Tsuki: Saa…no, I’m sorry, Ty. I dunno, guess I was a little too excited, and got carried away. Again, I’m sorry.
Tsuki: But, look! I found a power cord!
Ty: To…what…?
Tsuki: linuxwarz.
Ty: This is just getting weird.
Tsuki: “Getting weird”? Most people would ask what took so long.
Ty: But not you?
Tsuki: Nope!
Tsuki: You’re right though. We should probably try and find someone that can help him. (Not that I think we’ll have much success) Think he’ll be okay here, while we’re gone?
Ty: He’s probably better off here than anywhere else, for the moment.
Tsuki: Okee-dokee.
Sound FX: -door opening sounds-
Tsuki: Whoa.
Ty: Oh…my…God…
Sound FX: SHRIEK!
Sound FX: -insert chaotic noises here-
Sound FX: -noisies-
Sound FX: -more noises-
Tsuki: Well, I wasn’t expecting that!
Ty: Tell me about it! These doors are a lot more sound-proof than I realized!
Tsuki: Whoa…
Ty: What is it?
Tsuki: I just realized something.
Ty: And that is…?
Tsuki: Yer an otter!
Ty: Tsuki…
Tsuki: What…? You are…
Ty: Um…
Sound FX: tp tp tp tp tp tp tp…
Bucket: TSUKI!!!
-silence-
Bucket: TSUKI! ARE YOU OKAY!?
Bucket: SPEAK TO ME, TSUKI! TSUUUUUUUUKIIII!!!
Bucket: No…
(Tsuki passed out)
Bucket: TSUUUUKIIIII!!!
Bucket: CLEAR!
Sound FX: KZZZT!
Bucket: STAY WITH ME! STAY WITH ME, DA--!
Hideyori: Knock it off before you hurt someone…dumbass.
Sound FX: BOOT!
Bucket: But-but-b-b-b-but!
Hideyori: Shut up, Bucket…Just…shut up.
Ty: Wait…Bucket? Is that really you?
Bucket: Hello, Ty.
Bucket: But don’t call me “Bucket”. Call me…
Bucket: Omega Z!
Sound FX: BOOT!
Hideyori: I’ll call you whatever I feel like.
MerryDeath: Hideyori, Bucket—
Hideyori: Say hello to MerryDeath, Bucket.
Bucket: It’s Omega Z!
MerryDeath: Sorry…Omega Z, then. But—
MerryDeath: Hey! You found Ty and Tsuki!
Tsuki: Mr’ih’dth
MerryDeath: Um…more or less…What happened…?
Hideyori: Dumbass (Captain Moron) here decided she needed “resuscitating.”
Tsuki: …like…pie…
Sound FX: SMECK!
Bucket: STOP IT! JUST STOP IT!
Tsuki: …ooh…dancing tacos…
Bucket: I WAS WORRIED, OKAY! I WAS IN TOTAL PANIC-MODE! I KNEW SOMETHING HAD HAPPENED, BUT NOT WHAT! I DIDN’T KNOW IF TSUKI, OR ANY OF YOU, FOR THAT MATTER, WAS ALIVE, DEAD, OR IN ANOTHER DIMENSION ENTIRELY!
Tsuki: …heh…dancing tacos dance thru long-winded exposition…
Hideyori: Or in a state of zap-induced delerium…
Tsuki: …uhn…head hurt…
Bucket: …I—
Bucket: I’m…going to check on Quil.
Tsuki: Well now. He’s talented, vanishing into the shadows of a well-lit school hallway.
Hideyori: I might be impressed…but it’s Bucket.
Tsuki: And Hell forbid you give him any concessions…
Hideyori: You mean “Four forbid,” but yeah, no concession for him.
Tsuki: Just…be careful with him. If you go too far once in awhile…well, that happens. But keep on pushing him too much…
-pause, Tsuki notices Mer-
Tsuki: MEEEEEERRRRYYYDEEAATH!!!
Tsuki: Glomp.
MerryDeath: Hi, Tsuki!
Ty: You okay, Mer?
MerryDeath: I’m fine.
Hideyori: And you told me to be careful.
Tsuki: Emotions are more fragile than anatomy, far worse and longer-lasting pain can result from an emotional assault than a physical one.
(Hideyori: taking notes on this…)
Tsuki: …Unless you use physical pain to drill in and cause emotional pain!
Ty: I was gonna say…torture definitely causes psychological scars.
Tsuki: It does.
-silence-
Tsuki: So, MerryDeath, what’s up?
(Hideyori: Ahh…mind-gasm)
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You're knocking at the door
like you'd rather not find out
what is on the other side
because it proves beyond a doubt
that you never had a clue
what you wanted all along
you attempt to hold your ground
like being weak is being strong.