Guitar, by Amanda the Panda
^_^ This one speaks for itself. It was drawn by 'Manda the Panda at a reeeeaaaally bad party we went to right before school started this year. Oh, god. That in itself is a story.
It was during one of those "end of summer" funks. One of our guy friends (who I actually don't really see or talk to anymore) decided to have a small party at his house; comprised of five or so guys (all straight), and three of us girls (two lesbians, one bi). At first it wasn't too bad, about what I expected of our uber-nerd parties; we hung out in his basement, the guys played some ping-pong, I drew, Manda drew this, some DDR was had, we watched "The Emperor's New Groove" on TV, and I took the Mike and Lerxst photos. ^_^ Hehe, I still maintain that Lerxst and Russo are made for one another.
Well, after we'd all gorged ourselves on pizza, the guy whose party it was and some of the other boys started griping about being bored. So, that seemed to mean that everyon had to troop outside. And throw rocks in the pond. The three of us girls, Manda, Liz, and me, stood around talking about how dumb this all was. Then the guys decided, "let's head into the 'woods'." So, we tramped around through some brush to get to a firepit. It then became a "great idea" to start a fire. So, about half the party trooped back to the house to get some matches, a flashlight, and permission to make the fire. About a half hour later, they came back with none of these. So, some of the guys break off and go back up to the one dude's house again. Yay.
Now, I like the woods, and I like the night. I don't, however, like mosquitos, or waiting around for a bunch of morons outside when it's getting cold and there are lots of the afore mentioned mosquitos out. We'd been having a drought, so they weren't quite so bad, but we were in one of the areas where mosquitos, no matter how dry the weather, flourish.
Finally, the boys get back with matches (no permission to make the fire, tho'), and start lighting. Once a blaze gets going pretty well, we just stood there; a sort of a "now what?" Well, as often happens at teenage parties, a game of "We'll Do This if You Do it Too" broke out. I have to say, the boys were very poor sports. They would not show us any shonen ai. Jerks. ^_^ Okay, one of the guys was willing to make mild shonen ai, but no one would volunteer to aid him. Feh.
Well, it finally came to the, "Take off your shirt and bra and show us boobies." For this, Liz decided to go, but would only give them a short look. As she was fighting her shirt back on, the guy who's "party" this was's dad showed up. At this point, one of the guys darted toward Liz. I thought he was trying to sneak another peak, and physically stopped him as she dashed off into the trees. Fortunately, person's dad didn't notice the not-shirted-no-mores-ness of Liz. He was more concerned with the fire. After spouting some nonsense about neighbors thinking we were deer (fire-starting deer?) and trying to shoot us, he demanded "WHO WAS THAT," that had run off into the woods. Liz had finally gotten her shirt back on, and we sorta deflected that. Yeah...it would not have been good.
So, "daddy" left us fire-starting deer to put out the bonfire. I got to work, there was a nice big piece of plywood around, and it wasn't a big deal. So, while Russo is helping me do this, another of the guys, Brian (I HATE YOU!!!) started telling me to stop, he was gone, we could keep going. And why had I been so rude to our friend who had darted toward Liz (to "cover her"...? yeah...)? Got, what a fucktard. At that point, I just decided to say "fuck it" to the wasted evening and go home.
"And so ends my wonderful story." ("What a dumb story.") <--extra points if you know what those quotes are from.
^_^ In the end, the moral of the story, "Don't deprive your children of sex." really affected our evening, ne?
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