Tsuki's Cutoffs
This is the place where I post failed ideas for Tsuki's Shorts. Ooh, I said the bad word, "failed". Just because they failed as Shorts doesn't mean they weren't funny, sometimes the way something is written makes it too hard to lay out on the page effectively, or occasionally the interaction between characters seems unnatural. Usually these "unnatural" moments are from the Shorts that were originally written from actual conversations with my friends. Says a lot about the sanity of my friends, right there. Well, enough rambling, enjoy. Oh, and I still own the scripts to these, so don't get any sneaky ideas.
The Cutoffs
Cesium
Based off of an event in Lerxst's and my Chemistry class. I do like this, but it's just one of those that wouldn't make a good comic. Let's face it, I already use a lot of sub-standard scripts, we don't need to add this to the collection.
*Tsuki and Lerxst watching the audience of the Shorts avidly*
*a gloved hand uses pinchers to toss a chunk of cesium into a bowl of water, the resulting reaction is an explosion, causing the bowl to shatter*
Tsuki and Lerxst: ...
*Tsuki and Lerxst laugh hysterically*
Lerxst: That was so COOL!!!
Six Flags Fun, number one
This particular Short was one of those that actually happened. Kirk and Mike are some random friends of mine, who happened to be around. This was a really fun day, and a lot of funny dialogue happened, just nothing that became a good Short.
*Lem, Tsuki, Kirk, and Mike eating ice cream at Six Flags, all but Mide on bench*
Tsuki: Here, Mike. Lem and I can move over, make room.
Mike: That's okay, I'll just sit on Kirk's lap...
Kirk: YOU DO THAT, AND I'LL SHOVE MY KNEE UP YOUR ASS!
Kirk: *wields ice-creamy spoon* WITH A SPOON!
Six Flags Fun, number two
Another Short from that same day at Six Flags. It became a running joke that Kirk was going to shove things into Mike's ass... Oh, and "slash" is another term for shonen ai, or "boy love". Lem and I are both fans of it.
*Lem, Tsuki, Kirk, and Mike sitting at a table, eating, still at Six Flags*
Mike: Hey, Kirk, you wanna spoon?
Tsuki and Lem: YAY! SLASH!!!
Kirk: *wields spork* I'll shove a spork up your ass!
Six Flags Fun, number three
The last Short from that day at Six Flags...tho' I still go there often. This one was in the parking lot. It just wasn't going to work well, especially when I junked the other two. They needed each other to stand, and that's not something that works for the Shorts. Oh, also, I'd just watched Angel Sanctuary for the first time the night before all this happened, so it was really on my mind. It's a very cute series, despite being completely twisted...the incest in it isn't between father and daughter, tho'. Brother and sister. The animation's gorgeous, too.
*Lem, Tsuki, Kirk, and Mike standing in Six Flags parking lot*
Lem: *closing cell phone* My dad says to be careful with his baby.
Kirk: *looking around* Baby? I don't see a baby.
Mike: So, Lem, how far along are you?
Tsuki: That's incest...
Tsuki: LIKE ANGEL SANCTUARY!
LEATHER BANANA
Yes, this actually happened. I actually saw a sign for a store named "Leather Banana". However, this was in Indiana, in a car with my cousins, aunt, and sister. The real person who said "Ha! Oh, that's always been my dream." was my cousin Mark. So, keep it straight.
*Tsuki, Lerxst, and MerryDeath in car (Merry Death driving)*
Tsuki: *notices a sign that says "LEATHER BANANA"* Why would anyone want a banana made of leather?
Lerxst: Ha! Oh, that's always been my dream...
Tsuki: *badgering excitedly* Really!? Why!?
Lerxst: ...I was being sarcastic, you know...
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